and all you can do is hold your face and walk
away.. That is take away slap.
2. RESOUNDING
SLAP That is when after you are hit. You keep on
hearing some funny sounds in your brain like
wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your head will start
singing christmas Carol. 3. FORMATTING SLAP
That is the slap that makes someone forget
instantly what he or she was doing..You find
yourself asking questions like "what did I do?" 4.
EXPLANATION SLAP When someone gives you that
kind of slap..you find yourself explaining the
situation to the nearest person ..e.g..BROS SHEY
U BEEN Dey WATCH? I BE NO DO ANYTHING O. 5.
FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP When you receive this kind
of slap all you will do is just stand right where
you are and watch the person walk away. 6.
RHETORICAL SLAP The moment you download the
slap..you start asking questions that don't need a
reply..like JOHN, YOU SLAPPED ME? 7. SWEET
SLAP This is the type of slap that when a girl
downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether its
painful or not, you start blushing. 8.
MATHEMATICAL SLAP This simply has to do with
the physical reconstruction of your face. When
given to you the length of your face will be raised
to power two, your eye socket will calculate its
circumference. 9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM
SLAP When you receive this slap (it proves
effective when it's given to you all of a sudden)
you are able to speak spanish, greek, arabic,
hindu, all together. 10. COLOUR RIOT AND
BIRDING SLAP You will start seeing different
colors and you head will turn to a nest whilst
birds will fly around you. WHICH OF THEM HAVE
YOU EXPERIENCED OR WITNESSED?
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